Snowbilly couple Bristol Palin and babydaddy Levi Johnston and are getting married! The surprise nuptials were announced in the latest edition of "Bear Skinning Monthly" - er, no, "US Weekly." Interestingly enough, the lovebirds didn't tell Mama Grizzly about the engagement before the announcement, allowing as how Mama could be "intimidating and scary" (scary, yes). Bristol is hoping Mama's "on board" with it (hee hee). We expect to see 140 characters or less on Mama Grizzly's Twitter about it as soon as she changes her underwear.
Of course, we wish the couple well. Those family dinners will be something, though, given the animosity between Mama Grizzly and her son-in-law to be (she referred to him as "Ricky Hollywood" and made fun of his "aspiring porn" career). Mama and Todd purportedly offered Levi a car to break up with Bristol at one point in the past (with the money Mama's making off her sheeple, they should be able to offer Levi his own airplane by now).
(Photo: The happy (?) couple)
