For the second straight year, far-right libertarian Rep. Ron "Sprinklerhead's Dad" Paul (Rethug?-TX) won the straw poll at the Crackpot... er, Conservative Political Action Conference. With 3,742 votes cast, Paul garnered 30% of the votes, with Willard/Fluff/Flip Flop Mittens Romney second at 23%. Former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson, whose issue over the past several years has been legalizing weed, was third (!) at 6%. Where did the over-inflated egos finish that are normally at the top of the "mainstream media's" list of Very Serious Candidates for Preznit? Hee-hee: Poot Gingrich, 5%; Tim "No Good 'N'" Pawlenty, 4%; Mama Fizzly, 3%; and Huckleberry Mike Huckabee, 2%!!! Bwahahahaha! Oh yeah, that's "conservative stool" alright!
(Image: Ron Paul, right, and Paultard -- or is it conservative stool?)
