Thursday, June 16, 2011

Mittens The Clueless


At a Florida campaign event, Mittens/ Muff/ Willard Romney, godfather of Obamacare (hee-hee), had a photo op with unemployed workers to talk about economic tough times. After a no doubt awkward interaction with real people, Mannequin Mittens said, "I'm also unemployed." Mmmm...oh, that was supposed to be funny! Ha-ha! What a sensitive multi-millionaire you are!

Of course, a man of the people, salt-of-the-earth type Mannequin Mittens ain't. Who would expect him to be, given the fact much of his $200 million wealth was made when he was the head of Bain Capital, whose main purpose was to take over companies and then fire workers in order to make the company profitable, or ready for liquidation. Yes, Mannequin Mittens, you're "unemployed," but you can always retreat with your millions to your Utah ski mansion and laugh or cry into your champagne.

(Photo: Mannequin Mitt's modest Utah digs)