Another Tee Vee Event We Won't Be Watching

CNN, the news network that's always several months behind the times, is having its tea bagger sponsored Rethuglican candidates debate tonight. Wolf "The Situation...Room" Blitzer will be asking his "probing" questions, as will mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging teatards in the audience ("How soon after you're elected will you arrest Hussein Obama for treason?"). Everyone will pile on Gov. Rick "Hair" Perry (Secessionist-TX) for his 1935-era "Social Security is a Ponzi scheme" campaign slogan, in a desperate attempt to curry favor with the "get your government hands off my Medicare" low-information teatard voter. There. That's all you need to know. Now you and I can choose among alternate 8 p.m. cable fare, such as A & E's "Hoarders" (going inside a teatard's home?), Bravo's "The Real Wives of Beverly Hills" (a look at the Rethug "job creator" class?), Family's "The Lying Game" (Rethuglican political strategy?), or TruTV's "World's Dumbest" (self-explanatory).

You're welcome!

(Image: content courtesy of Sen. John "Tea Party Hobbits!" McCain)