Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Help Wanted: Guardians for a Lunatic


Minnesota Loon Michele Bachmann's top two campaign staff are being shuffled out of their positions. Ed Rollins and David Polyansky, the campaign chief and deputy chief respectively, are being reassigned to less prominent positions in Lady Cuckoo's campaign. The shuffle reflects her plummeting poll numbers among her dwindling base, who seem to have flocked to cowboy clown Rick "Hair" Perry's campaign.

The Minnesota Loon is infamous on Capitol Hill for the number of Congressional staffers that have resigned in frustration over her goofiness and unprofessionalism. Here it's more a case of abandoning a ship taking on water.