Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Rethug Flavors of the Month

Speaking of "Horndog Herb" Cain (see below), he was recently asked in GQ magazine how he would name his Rethuglican opponents if they were ice cream. Horndog Herb's responses?

Flip-Flop Mitt Romney: "Plain vanilla."

Rick "Number 3" Perry: "Rocky Road."

Michelle "I See Commies, But Not That My Husband is Gay" Bachmann: "Tutti-Frutti."

Well done, Horndog! Now, if we could just come up with an ice cream name for you...hmmm... how about "Double Nut Fudge" or "Lemon."

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