Speaking of "Horndog Herb" Cain (see below), he was recently asked in GQ magazine how he would name his Rethuglican opponents if they were ice cream. Horndog Herb's responses?
Flip-Flop Mitt Romney: "Plain vanilla."
Rick "Number 3" Perry: "Rocky Road."
Michelle "I See Commies, But Not That My Husband is Gay" Bachmann: "Tutti-Frutti."
Well done, Horndog! Now, if we could just come up with an ice cream name for you...hmmm... how about "Double Nut Fudge" or "Lemon."
