Not-Newt Endorsement of the Day

"Through this exhaustive process of consideration, it was strikingly obvious that one candidate could not be less acceptable to be our party’s nominee. He lacks the poise, experience and moral fiber to represent our principles and values. That candidate is Newt Gingrich." -- Rep. Michele "My Gaydar's Been Disabled" Bachmann (Loon-MN) today. Gingrich wife #2 (Marianne) would have to agree, it seems. She'll be on ABC's "Nightline" tonight talking about Newt's lack of "moral fiber." (Can you say "menage a trois"?) Bring popcorn. Bwahahahaha!