"To recap: boiled-potato-on-white-bread-with-Miracle-Whip-sandwich Rob Portman makes Mitt Romney look like Louis Farrakhan on a Red Bull & meth bender."SNAP!
Monday, April 23, 2012
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The Rethuglican vice presidential sweepstakes are underway among the Village media and lesser pundits. Most are predicting a "safe," bland VP choice, someone that won't overshadow their Presidential candidate like in 2008 ("You betcha!"). That would probably leave out the likes of blowhard New Jersey Gov. Chris "Krispycreme" Christy and media magnet Florida Sen. Marco "Polo!" Rubio. The most hilarious line has to come from tBogg on Ohio Sen. Rob "White Bread" Portman:
