Gov. Krispykreme's Fired Up

"Hey, come back here with that box of doughnuts."

BONUS: Krispykreme-related headline of the day (with apologies to Clint Eastwood's flick): "The Outlaw Jersey Whale"

BONUS II: Times Krispykreme used the word "I" in his keynote speech: 32. Times Krispykreme used the words "Mitt Romney" in his keynote speech: 7.