Thursday, January 10, 2013

Ah Say, Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III Will Have None of Those Black Fellow's Nominees!

Racist cornpone and New Confederate Party/ Rethuglican political template Sen. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (NCP-AL) is outraged, ah say, outraged at that black fellow's nominee for Secretary of the Treasury:
Jack Lew must never be secretary of Treasury...At this time of unprecedented slow growth, high unemployment, and huge deficits, we need a Secretary of Treasury that the American people, the Congress, and the world will know is up to the task of getting America on the path to prosperity not the path to decline. Jack Lew is not that man.
Sessions, like fellow cornpone Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry Closetcase" Graham (Closet-SC), is determined to piss on every major nominee President Obama sends up to the Senate. Why? Maybe Sessions still has hurt fee-fees from when he was nominated for a federal judgeship but was rejected because of racist positions (just Google "Sen. Jeff Sessions racist" for the motherlode). Or maybe he's just playing to his inbred, angry white man base.

We suspect that this kind of in-your-face obstructionism has worn out any welcome it may have had with all but the most Obama-derangement-syndrome-suffering Americans. People like Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III aren't interested in governing; they're interested in blowing things up.

(Photo: Ah say, that's Sen. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III standing in the schoolhouse door at the podium.)