Today, during oral arguments in the Supreme Court, Justice Clarence "Long Dong Silver" Thomas spoke in Court for the first time in 7 years (!!!). Sadly, for posterity, it's unclear what he mumbled, but according to court reporters it was something about Yale Law School, where he's been unwelcome since he joined the Supreme Court.
Who knows? It may be another 7 years before the Justice utters more, so we need to mark this historic moment...with a moment of silence.
(photo: "Mmmm, this month's Playboy centerfold is really something.")
