Reading Assignment For Tailgunner Ted

Now that reactionary demagogue Sen. Ted "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz's brilliant plan to shut down the Government has blown up in his face and damaged the Stupid Party, he has some free time to read.  The Borowitz Report has learned that Tailgunner Ted is using his spare time to actually read the Affordable Care Act.  After that, he's reportedly planning to read the U.S. Constitution.  We hope he focuses on the 14th Amendment, which we quote in part:

"Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned."(emphasis added)