Step 1. Wear glasses to give the impression you've got a brain;
Step 2. Play to the base and pout when you're face-to-face with the President; and (because we can keep three points in our head at one time)
Step 3. Have someone pen an op/ed for you to run in the
Yep. Future Lenscrafters and hair products spokesperson Gov. Rick "Oops" Perry (Secessionist-TX) is running for preznit! More popcorn over here!
(Image: Sans glasses. Given his vision problems, he'll eventually end up shooting himself in the foot.)