Governor Hair's Excellent Adventures

After his hilariously bad performance in the 2012 Rethuglican primaries, Texas Governor and future LensCrafter spokesperson Rick "Hair" Perry clearly wants to give it another try.  He's wearing "smart glasses," staging photo opportunities with fellow wingnut blowhard Sean "Heil" Hannity at the Rio Grande, and pressing the flesh at the Iowa State Fair, where he literally squeezed a 10 year old girl's hand so much she couldn't feel her fingers.  He's even being "briefed" on foreign affairs ("Shoot, I thought this was 'bout what furrin leaders were havin' affairs").  On top of it all, Gov. Hair's convinced himself that he's "awesome" and definitely Presidential material, despite the fact that only 8.7% of Rethuglicans support his candidacy.  That's not "awesome," that's awful.

(photo:  Gov. Hair, without his glasses, eats what may or may not be a corn dog.)