Twice-failed Presidential candidate and man-of-the-1-percent Willard "Corporations Are People" Romney seems to be considering a third run for the Presidency, according to reports. As someone who lacks rapport with everyday Americans (i.e., the "47 percent"), and whose speech patterns are odd to say the least ("binders full of women," trees in Michigan "are just the right height," and "self-deportation"), Willard's taking a big gamble on a third try, if he runs. But, as ones who have made considerable merriment over his goofs /blunders /gaffes, we say "Run, Willard, run!" and may the best woman win.
(Reuters photo: Third time's a charm?)
