He gone (effective March 31).
To spend more time with his fabulous! abs? Or on his pursuit of swag? Or on his "personal photographer?" To be the set designer for "Downton Abbey?" Ah, the burdens of a hypocritical, grifty Republican ex-Congressman!
(Photo: Rep. Aaron Schock (R-Griftytown). Fabulous!)
UPDATE: (via Wonkette) Or perhaps even join the cast of Downton Abbey (click on image to enlarge):
