Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Some Twits Are Tweeting...


It looks like racist vulgarian Donald "Rump" Trump has a couple of powerful billionaires upset with him.  First, right-wing mogul Rupert "Aargh" Murdoch, who sees Rump pooping in the Republican sangria punch bowl and isn't happy:

Expect to see Aargh's Fux "News" channel cool their love affair with Rump, now that the captain of their pirate ship has spoken.

Second, murderous drug lord and recent prison escapee "El Chapo" (Joaquin Guzman Loera), who doesn't appreciate Rump dissing Mexicans, threatened to make Rump eat his f-ing words , throwing in a homophobic slur just for good measure.  Rump's reportedly taking the threat seriously, and he's already using the threat to puff himself up further as America's brave sentry on the southern border.