Scott Walker To Join "Kiddie Table" Soon

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The always slim-to-none presidential hopes of Koch brothers puppet Gov. Scott "Koch Head" Walker (R-Kochland) seem to be running on fumes, according to a new CNN/ORC poll taken after the recent Republican clown car bus "debate:"

Five other candidates received less than one-half of 1 percentage point support: former Virginia Gov. Jim Gilmore, Sen. Lindsey Graham of South Carolina, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal, former New York Gov. George Pataki and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker.

Walker's collapse is especially stark.

Celebrated by conservatives -- in the party's base and its donor class alike -- for his union-busting efforts in Wisconsin, Walker at one point led the field in the key early voting state of Iowa.

His support had already dropped to 5% in a CNN/ORC poll in early September, but the bottom appears to have fallen out completely since then -- with a second flat debate performance coming after criticism of his disparate answers on issues like birthright citizenship.  (our emphasis)

So, the Metternich of Menasha is now in the "junior varsity" "kiddie table" crowd.  Seems appropriate.

Time to find a new horse('s ass) to waste your money on, Kochs!