Ted Cruz did not have a dildo stashed under his pillow. Ted Cruz slept on top of his pillow. https://t.co/MgFrrmeLe3— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 13, 2016
Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 13, 2016
There's probably a lot of things about wingnut Talibangelist "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz that we'd rather not know, but his hypocrisy is something we should know, starting with his past as an anti- dildo, anti- self- pleasuring warrior. Mr. Mazin's only one of many people who have known Tailgunner Ted and who loath him intensely, both in and out of politics. but Mazin (who is a successful screenwriter) really has the awful goods on him. (Spoiler alert: Ewww!)
