Snarly Literally Falls For The Tailgunner

It's a convenient political marriage of two very nasty people. Sociopaths "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz and Carly "Snarly" Fiorina have been barnstorming through Iowa, pretending to be the Rethug nominees, in a desperate attempt to stop Herr Trumpenführer in tomorrow's Indiana primary. Yesterday, after an unctuous introduction of the Tailgunner, Snarly got so mesmerized with her own claptrap that she fell off the platform. Watch:



Note that the Tailgunner can't be bothered to notice or assist his bogus "running mate," indicating that he may realize that they're going to have a very short relationship. Mwahahaha.