White House Purge Begins

After his return to the U.S. following deeply troubling interactions with our European allies, and generally acting like a thug, sociopath and Putin poodle Donald "Rump" Trump has set about assigning blame to staff for his failures, and bidding them adieu. The first to go is Communications Director Mike Dubke, who had the misfortune of having as a boss a bungling (and perhaps treasonous) narcissist who communicates with angry, incoherent tweets. Dubke wasn't able to save Rump from the mental instability and anger exhibited through those tweets and from his likely criminal and treasonous collusion with a hostile foreign power, Russia.

When the phrase "White House shakeup" is thrown out, a name that almost always tops the list is human / weasel hybrid and ineffective chief of staff Reince "Prepuce" Priebus, whose main function seems to be handing Rump those executive orders to sign and staying out of the way of both Rump and Jared "Mr. Ivanka Trump" Kushner. As a result, the White (Supremacist) House is regarded as a snake pit of leakers, backstabbers and incompetents that would be easily outperformed by a high school student government. Prepuce has just been tagged to participate in Rump's "war room" to spread disinformation and smears during the Russiagate investigations, so you know when that fails, Prepuce will be history.

With the White (Supremacist) House staff in a dark place, and their unstable, vindictive boss continuing to implicate himself in impeachable crimes, getting fired might just be a merciful ending for them.