Dysfunctional satyr familias Donald "Rump" Trump was in North Dakota today with a very special traveling companion:
"Look at Ivanka... She actually said, 'Daddy, can I go with you?' I like that." pic.twitter.com/o5u92Jmphy— Dominic Holden (@dominicholden) September 6, 2017
It took tremendous self control for him to not tell her to spin around so they could get a look at the whole package. https://t.co/zBdNp17lkS— Schooley (@Rschooley) September 6, 2017
that sound you hear is every woman's body recoiling all the way inside out, turning to dust, and cursing the ground it falls upon https://t.co/kz2WRorArs— Emmy Bengtson (@EmmyA2) September 6, 2017
A memory happened to strike— Limericking (@Limericking) September 6, 2017
The pres as he stood at the mike:
“Ivanka, I’ll add,
Said Daddy, not Dad,
While asking to come, which I like.”
There. Are. No. Words.
UPDATE: Stephen Colbert covers all the lowlights of Rump's appearance --
3 comments:
Yep ...there are no words!
Oh, god.
Why do I feel the need to shower after watching trump attempt to speak?
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