Friday, December 8, 2017

A Check Up From The Neck Up Is Needed, Too



The very public deterioration of sociopathic buffoon Donald "Rump" Trump's mental condition is there for all to see: the slurring of his words, the childish behavior, the malignant narcissism, the vindictive anger, and so much more. So much, in fact, that psychiatrists and other mental health experts have taken the unprecedented step of going public to warn that Rump is clearly mentally unfit to serve in his position of Commander-In-Chief, something that's never happened before. But it's not only his mental health that's a serious question.

During last year's campaign, when Rump's comical doctor Harold "Dr. Strange Glove" Bornstein signed a letter regarding Rump's health that was written in Rump's own bombastic style, we had a good laugh. We knew that Rump was not about to let the public see any health records that could, for example, reveal life threatening conditions or treatment for STDs. Rump is clearly out of shape, and derides exercise as a waste of energy that must be preserved. At the G7 summit in Sicily last spring, Rump was the only leader not to walk through the streets of Taormina, instead being driven in a golf cart. His daily diet seems to largely consist of multiple Big Macs, KFC, fries and milkshakes, all calorie and cholesterol laden foods. His labored breathing and snorting have surfaced on numerous occasions when speaking.

Yesterday, during the White (Supremacist) House daily press brief, paid liar Sarah "Hucksterbee" Sanders claimed that Rump will undergo a physical early next year at Walter Reed Medical Center, and that the results will be shared. We're not holding our breath on that one. Moreover, while it would be nice to have a doctor confirm that he's in terrible physical shape, it's so much more important that he undergo a psychiatric examination that could force action on his removal from office. We're definitely not holding our breath on that one, either.