"Can Somebody Help Find Donald Trump, Jr.'s, Missing Emails?" (UPDATED)

As we noted yesterday, Donald "Uday" Trump, Jr., -- greasy spawn of nitwit Putin poodle Donald "Rump" Trump -- was trying out some multi- dimensional lawyerin' language in testimony before the House Intelligence Committee. It also seems Uday is having a problem disclosing some critical email traffic concerning collusion with Russia. Stephen Colbert looks for a "concerned citizen" to help us get to the bottom of this:

TONIGHT: Donald Trump Jr. is treating all of us to a lesson in privilege, since he's an authority on the subject. #LSSC pic.twitter.com/sCGyWxlyOe

— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) December 8, 2017

UPDATE:  CNN is reporting it has its hands on yet another email linking Rump, Uday and others in Rump's campaign to hacked WikiLeaks documents:

Candidate Donald Trump, his son Donald Trump Jr. and others in the Trump Organization received an email in September 2016 offering a decryption key and website address for hacked WikiLeaks documents, according to an email provided to congressional investigators. 

The September 4 email was sent during the final stretch of the 2016 presidential race -- two months after the hacked emails of the Democratic National Committee were made public and one month before WikiLeaks began leaking the contents of Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta's hacked emails. 

The email came less than three weeks before WikiLeaks itself messaged Trump Jr. and began an exchange of direct messages on Twitter. Trump Jr. told investigators he had no recollection of the September email.

As Uday would explain, "Look, I never got an email, and furthermore I don't remember what was in all those emails I got."

UPDATE II:  CNN has updated its original story.