Friday, February 16, 2018

Mittens Takes The Gloves Off



Earlier today, perennial Presidential candidate and champion of the 1% Willard "Mittens" Romney announced that he would be a candidate for the Rethuglican nomination for Senate in his home state of Massachusetts Michigan Colorado California  Cayman Islands Utah. If elected in that red state, Mittens would replace desiccated old Sen. Orrin "Nuthatch" Hatch, the soulless coot who wants to make Rump's corrupt presidency the greatest ever.  Hatch leaves some mighty small shoes for Mittens to fill.

In his video announcement, Mr. "Corporations Are People, My Friend" took jabs at the toxic "Washington culture" and at Rump, specifically for his position on immigration. Given his generally bad relationship with Rump, whom he once called a "phony, a fraud and a con man," Mittens may prove to be an occasional foil to Rump, something that Rump apparently feared when he desperately tried to get his fan Hatch to run for reelection. Best case scenario: he challenges Rump in 2020 and splits the Rethuglican / New Confederate / Massacre Party. Too early, but no harm in hoping.