QOTD: More Wheels On The Bus...

“Rudy is a great guy... he’s working hard, learning the subject matter... he is a great guy. He knows it’s a witch hunt, that’s what he knows. Rudy knows it’s a witch hunt, he started yesterday... he’ll get his facts straight. It’s actually very simple, there has been a lot of misinformation really.” -- (emphasis added) Pathological liar and degenerate Donald "Rump" Trump, speaking to reporters about his stellar lawyer Rudy "Noun, Verb, 9-11" Giuliani, as he left for the National Rifle Rampage Association convention in Dallas. He'll never get his "facts" straight because they're always-changing, alternative facts. Also, Rudy 9-11 is an unhinged loose cannon, as he's demonstrated over the past 48 hours, who can't stay away from the TV cameras.

Although Rump is known for saying nice things about people he soon fires, we're hoping Rudy stays on -- and keeps talking -- for a very long time.