Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Trump Caves On His "Manhood" Wall



Facing a Friday deadline and increasingly nervous infighting among his Rethuglican enablers in Congress (and firm resistence on behalf of Dems), demagogue and bigot Donald "Rump" Trump's spokesliar Sarah "Huckster" Sanders told reporters today that the White (Supremacist) House would find other ways to get the $5 billion to spend on Rump's "manhood" wall than shut down the Government. However, she didn't provide details of the "different funding sources," saying,
“There are certainly a number of different funding sources that we’ve identified that we can use, that we can couple with money that would be given through congressional appropriations that would help us get to that $5 billion that the president needs in order to protect our border.”
Last week in an Oval Office photo op, Rump was schooled on the budget process, and goaded by incoming Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer into accepting blame for a Government shutdown, something that clearly upset Congressional Rethuglicans.

If Rump is contemplating moving Federal funds around, he'd need Congressional approval, although Rump only appears to be using this tactic as a way of saving face with his lunatic, xenophobic base. Our recommendation: we know Mexico won't pay for the wall, so we would suggest a mandatory tax to be paid only by the MAGA Mob that is obsessed with it. Fair's fair.

(photo: "If it was about my manhood, I got nothin'.")

6 comments:

donnah said...

Trump and McConnell dine on crow tonight. Trump lost on bump stocks and on his Wall and his personal piggy bank, the Trump Foundation in addition to his pathetic attempts to admonish the Fed on the interest rate and to distance himself from Flynn. Hes a loser, bigly.

I hope the threads keep being pulled, unraveling the corruption, the deception, and the collusion that exists in this administration. Santa might not be bringing us everything we wish for, but this is a good start.

Hackwhackers said...

donnah -- Not a good day for the Russian Usurper. We're reading that WH staff is nervous that he'll be "unsupervised" while in Merde-o-Lardo for 16 days starting Friday. Incriminating tweets, please!

bluzdude said...

If he ever got his wall, he wouldn't know what to do with himself anymore...like the dog that finally catches the car.

Hackwhackers said...

bluzdude -- He's a one trick pony alright.

Infidel753 said...

So much for Trump's bluster. He farts pretty good, but he doesn't have the shit to back it up.

W. Hackwhacker said...

Infidel - sadly, the stench lingers!