Trump's Ego Tour Of Japan

As we celebrate Memorial Day with our troops still in harms way abroad, we noted that while cowardly buffoon Donald "Cadet Bone Spurs" Trump is getting his ego stroked by the Japanese, there are things to be attended to:

1) Trump wishes to ignore the recent missile tests by North Korea that his own administration has called out. Saying that he "trusts" North Korean tyrant Kim Jong Un, Trump alarmed both his Japanese hosts and even members of his own rotted-out party with his desire to distract from the fact that he's been badly played by Kim. He also sided with his friend Kim's attack on Joe Biden. Now that Kim's attacked crazy John "Yosemite Sam" Bolton, will he side with Kim again?

2) Trump's loyal bootlicker Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry" Graham said that the U.S. should consider invading Venezuela, just like St. Ronnie of Hollywood invaded Grenada in 1983, except that Venezuela's not Grenada. Only if you lead the assault, Huckleberry.

3) Severe flooding in the Midwest, coupled with Trump's disastrous trade wars, is crippling our agricultural sector and promising to drive consumer prices ever higher. Trump's not made one trip to the devastated areas (in red states at that) to assess the damage (and offer hollow "thoughts and prayers"). He dragged his feet on broad disaster relief because he didn't understand the aid going to Puerto Rico wasn't what he thought.

Next month, he travels to England for another ego stroking from the British royal family. Ah, the percs of office.