Monday, May 27, 2019

Trump's Ego Tour Of Japan


As we celebrate Memorial Day with our troops still in harms way abroad, we noted that while cowardly buffoon Donald "Cadet Bone Spurs" Trump is getting his ego stroked by the Japanese, there are things to be attended to:

1) Trump wishes to ignore the recent missile tests by North Korea that his own administration has called out. Saying that he "trusts" North Korean tyrant Kim Jong Un, Trump alarmed both his Japanese hosts and even members of his own rotted-out party with his desire to distract from the fact that he's been badly played by Kim. He also sided with his friend Kim's attack on Joe Biden. Now that Kim's attacked crazy John "Yosemite Sam" Bolton, will he side with Kim again?

2) Trump's loyal bootlicker Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry" Graham said that the U.S. should consider invading Venezuela, just like St. Ronnie of Hollywood invaded Grenada in 1983, except that Venezuela's not Grenada. Only if you lead the assault, Huckleberry.

3) Severe flooding in the Midwest, coupled with Trump's disastrous trade wars, is crippling our agricultural sector and promising to drive consumer prices ever higher. Trump's not made one trip to the devastated areas (in red states at that) to assess the damage (and offer hollow "thoughts and prayers"). He dragged his feet on broad disaster relief because he didn't understand the aid going to Puerto Rico wasn't what he thought.

Next month, he travels to England for another ego stroking from the British royal family. Ah, the percs of office.

2 comments:

donnah said...

I am always appalled by Trump's foreign visits because he is supposed to represent our nation, not just the idiots who brought him. But I am also dismayed by the actions of the leaders of other countries, like Abe in Japan, who give him red carpet, hamburgers, and constant fluffing. The Allies should know by now that their flattery debases them and gives Trump more power, and it guarantees them nothing, because right in the middle of all this ass-kissing, Trump is threatening them with tariffs and military demands.

Everyone needs to stop treating him like he's worthy of their admiration. He isn't.

Hackwhackers said...

donnah -- The next Dem President should let them know that their flattery and praise isn't a substitute for honest relations, and that it's time to knock it off.