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Twit tweet (from Republican pig- pollster/ "word doctor" Frank Luntz, PolitiFact's "2010 Liar of the Year" for promoting the phrase "government takeover of healthcare" in lieu of "healthcare reform"):

I’m at the Hotel Imperial in Vienna, Austria.  Almost 200 rooms… But the elevator has been broken for 3 days.

Please don’t bring European-style socialism to America. 🚯 pic.twitter.com/axeygJSoBi

— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) June 18, 2019

Thwap:

Jesus, it’s Marriott pic.twitter.com/FqfqRRvJy4

— Dusty Giebel (@DustinGiebel) June 18, 2019

Did the hotel physically prevent you from taking your business elsewhere when you checked in and they told you the elevator wasn't working? No.

Did you make the decision to stay there without government coercion? Yes.

100% not socialism, bud. 100% your decision.

— Pé Resists (@4everNeverTrump) June 18, 2019

In a country that was governed by the far right until two weeks ago (after a corruption scandal).

— Curate's Egg 🍳 (@curates_egg) June 18, 2019

Because, as we all know, elevators never go down for extended periods of time in the United States.

— Avi Bueno (@Avi_Bueno) June 18, 2019

Frank, you are an absolute dumbass.

Use the fucking stairs.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) June 18, 2019

And, finally,

the Imperial Vienna is privately held but speaking of socialism, congrats on being publicly owned

— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) June 18, 2019