They're at Trump's "perfectly located" Doral National golf club, precisely because pathological liar Donald "The Chosen One" Trump says they're not:
No bedbugs at Doral. The Radical Left Democrats, upon hearing that the perfectly located (for the next G-7) Doral National MIAMI was under consideration for the next G-7, spread that false and nasty rumor. Not nice!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2019
The truth, like a bedbug, bites:
Trump: "I never settle lawsuits."https://t.co/zSZMckamEO— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 27, 2019
To be fair to Trump’s perfect location, its infestation history is so much more than bedbugs. pic.twitter.com/79RADqGcsJ— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 27, 2019
And they're at The New York Effing Times:
Breaking — There are bedbugs in the NYT newsroom.— Stuart A. Thompson (@stuartathompson) August 26, 2019
The bedbugs are a metaphor. The bedbugs are Bret Stephens. https://t.co/k4qo6QzIBW— davekarpf (@davekarpf) August 26, 20
For how poor, campus free speech concern troll Bret "Bedbug" Stephens responded to this mild insult (and the subsequent responses to Stephens) go here.
UPDATE: Professor Karpf has a most wonderful response here that sums it all up.