First it was "All is well!" from Cadet Bone Spurs. "So far, so good!" No casualties reported in the January 8 Iranian missile attack in retaliation for Cadet Bone Spurs' assassination of Gen. Qassem Soleimani! It was a Trump miracle!
... But later we heard that 11 service members were diagnosed with traumatic brain injuries sustained during the attack. Oops.
No worries, though! According to Cadet Bone Spurs, they weren't much more than "headaches," "not serious."
... Wait -- recomputing. It's up to 34 service members with TBI?? Double oops.
Well, just give them some aspirin and get them back on duty, right Cadet Bone Spurs?!
... Wut? Now, it's up to 50? It's a Trump bull market in TBIs!
Well, that's a small price to pay for getting impeachment news off the front page for 48 hours!
BONUS: Gene has some thoughts about the value placed on service members' lives by the likes of Trump and his rotted- out party.
UPDATE: Did they say 50? They meant 64. Yeah, 64 -- that's it, for now. All is well!
(Image: Cadet Bone Spurs with non- combat- related traumatic brain injury.)
