Missile Attack Casualties Now Up To 50 -- Thanks, Trump! (UPDATED)

First it was "All is well!" from Cadet Bone Spurs.  "So far, so good!"  No casualties reported in the January 8 Iranian missile attack in retaliation for Cadet Bone Spurs' assassination of Gen. Qassem Soleimani!  It was a Trump miracle!

... But later we heard that 11 service members were diagnosed with traumatic brain injuries sustained during the attack.  Oops.

No worries, though!  According to Cadet Bone Spurs, they weren't much more than "headaches," "not serious."

... Wait -- recomputing.  It's up to 34 service members with TBI??  Double oops.

Well, just give them some aspirin and get them back on duty, right Cadet Bone Spurs?!

... Wut?  Now, it's up to 50?  It's a Trump bull market in TBIs!

Well, that's a small price to pay for getting impeachment news off the front page for 48 hours!

BONUS:  Gene has some thoughts about the value placed on service members' lives by the likes of Trump and his rotted- out party.

UPDATE:  Did they say 50?  They meant 64.  Yeah, 64 -- that's it, for now.  All is well!

(Image:  Cadet Bone Spurs with non- combat- related traumatic brain injury.)

All Is Not Well

Seth Meyers covers "All is well!" and the lying, bonkers follow- up speech by malignant moron Donald "Cadet Bone Spurs" Trump on the Iran debacle, as he desperately looks for credit where none is due and shifts blame to others:

Iran Fires Missiles At U.S. Bases In Iraq

 This won't be the last of the escalations, bet on it:

Heavy missile attacks were carried out by the Iranian Revolutionary Guards Corps on the Ain al-Assad air base in Iraq that hosts both Iraqi and US soldiers on Tuesday night. Nine missiles hit the airbase, according to Al-Hadath.

A US military official confirmed to Fox News that US forces were being targeted by rocket attacks. A senior US military source in Iraq told Fox that US soldiers were being targeted by either cruise missiles or short range ballistic missiles being fired from Iranian territory at multiple US bases and targets throughout Iraq, tweeted Jennifer Griffin, a Fox News correspondent.

A US official told ABC News that ballistic missiles were fired from inside Iran at multiple US military facilities inside Iraq on Wednesday morning, including Erbil in northern Iraq and Al Asad Air Base in western Iraq. 

No word yet of casualties or damage.

From Iranian media:

🔴 🇮🇷 JUST IN 🇮🇷 🔴

PRESS TV EXCLUSIVE

First #IRGC footage emerges showing #Iran missiles targeting #AinAlAssad airbase in #Iraq in response to General #Soleimani's assassination.#GeneralSoleimani  #DecisiveResponse #SoleimaniAssassination pic.twitter.com/vpXA0HvLXG

— Press TV (@PressTV) January 7, 2020