Jimmy Kimmel reviews the events of the past few days, including Mango Mussolini's celebratory drive-by past fans on his way to his golf club they couldn't join, his legal "dream team," the exchange between Mango Mussolini and human/ turtle hybrid Moscow Mitch McConnell, revealing comments from a Republican chair from "Worshington" County (PA), an ad for a new Conservative Party, and a hilarious prank call to his Aunt Chippy.