Dani Bostick at McSweeney's has some proposed mottoes for the emerging wingnut welfare nest, the "University of Austin" (go Fightin' Snowflakes!):
A fragilitate fragiles tueri
“Protecting the fragile from fragility”Nondum recognita
“Not yet accredited”Sine campo, sine discipulis, sine gradibus
“No campus, no students, no degrees”Academiam reddere magnam
“Making academia great again”
More at the link.
