“Mastriano is struggling in the polls in part because, according to political scientists, he suuuucks. Among the ways that he sucks, he attended the Jan. 6 riot, has a long-standing association with Christian nationalist ideas, proposed charging women who violate an abortion ban with murder, is connected to a social media site run by a notorious anti-Semite and was photographed wearing a Confederate uniform. Because historically, nothing projects winner like a Confederate soldier in Pennsylvania.”-- Stephen Colbert on last night's "The Late Show," describing the suckitude of Christofascist Republican candidate for Pennsylvania Governor Doug Mastriano. If there's a sure thing in politics this year, it's that Mastriano is going to lose... big time.
Colbert also refers to Mastriano as an "egg with dentures." Can't argue with that:
