The convicted felon Malignant Loser's unlikable running mate, Sen. J.D. "Junior Demagogue" Vance, is the subject of two hilarious takes on his inauthentic, stumbling start to the campaign, causing some buyer's remorse in MAGA world. First, from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, then a brilliant cartoon remix with a voice over by impressionist J-L Cauvin. Let's all fervently hope he stays on the MAGA Republican ticket!
"Vance" has never had much to offer. He has never found the place he can belong...hence always changing names. Dropping his middle name so he wouldn't remind his Mom of the husband she divorced. Changing it again to avoid bullies in school. Again to get in good with a stepfather. And, again to seem closer to a family he was gonna write a phoney-baloney book about. After the electoral drubbing he's about to get, he might do it again! SADZ!
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