Friday, July 12, 2024

Space Cadet Musk: Mars, Here I Come!




Egomaniac and defective car and truck mogul Elon Musk is doing some deep thinking in his spare time from cratering businesses like Tesla and X / Twitter. The right-wing Musk is proposing that his sperm be used to colonize Mars:

"Elon Musk is offering up his sperm to future Mars colonists, an overture that nobody seemed to ask for from the world’s most prominent natalist.

According to the New York Times, the billionaire made the offer to 'seed a colony' as part of a SpaceX effort to design a Martian colony from scratch.

'There’s high urgency to making life multi-planetary,' he said, per the Times. 'We’ve got to do it while civilization is so strong.'

Though Musk’s plans to launch a manned mission to the red planet by this year were dashed, he now expects to settle a million colonists in the next 20 years, including numerous of his own offspring.

Musk is already a father to at least 12, including three children he shares with NeuraLink executive Shivon Zilis and another three with musician Grimes. 

The Tesla CEO, a proud 'pro-natalist,' has previously warned of decreasing birth rates." (our emphasis)

Bwhahaha. Imagine a Martian colony of cut throat little Musks aiming to be the uber oligarch of the red planet. It would be better for humanity if the sperm were collected from 10 men picked at random from sperm banks world wide than from that narcissistic buffoon. 

 

3 comments:

RockyD said...

Maybe this is a totally immature comment but he is so gross! The ick factor of him colonizing any thing is overwhelming.

Anonymous said...

So first multiplanetary wanker?

Mart said...

So um, little issues like where does the O2 come from, where does the food come from, how do you shield 1 million people from radiation, where do you find the resources on earth to move 1 million people and support structures to Mars. I am no genius like Musk, but my dad went to MIT. This is just stupid blather and he should be ignored until his 95 miles of Las Vegas tunnels made with his boring machines are completed. (Not to mention with all the shit he is throwing into space (unregulated) the "Kessler Effect" will make orbital spaceflight impossible.)