It's time for another accurate news roundup from Jimmy Kimmel, with his choice to succeed Pope Francis, the on-going DUI hire and security risk Defense Secretary Hegseth's cluster bombshells and his evermore lame excuses for his blundering (to Hegseth's blaming "leakers" for the security scandals, Kimmel points out, "You ARE the leaker!"), and tandem- talking twins from Australia (which may be the least bizarre thing Kimmel covered).
🤣🤣 I'm kinda surprised Vance hasn't officially announced that "this is what happens when you don't heed what I say! The Pope said I was wrong about the concentric circles of 'Ordo Amoris.' I've been a pseudo-Catholic for nearly a decade; who is Francis to question my 'papal bull' [🤣 my best pun ever! 💩]?! Francis FAFO'ed big time! Are you paying attention, Chinese peasants?!" 👹
ReplyDeleteHere's a YouTube video with many VanceKilledPope memes onscreen while a really good Vance impersonator adds a voice over (definitely NSFW!):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOv7oF3BGVw