Those Vanishing Epstein Files

 

Corrupt Attorney General Pam "Blondie" Bondi, in a move that is inflaming MAGAts and boosting South Afrikaner fascist Elon "Leon" Musk's claim that the Malignant Fascist was prominently referred to in Jeffrey Epstein's files, announced that Epstein "client lists" don't exist. ABC News reports:

"A review ordered by President Donald Trump-appointed leadership of the Justice Department and the FBI found no evidence that notorious deceased financier Jeffrey Epstein kept a 'client list' of associates whom he blackmailed or conspired with to victimize dozens of women, according to a new memo reviewed by ABC News.

The department has also released hours of purported footage as part of its review, which officials say further confirms Epstein died by suicide while in custody in his jail cell in Manhattan in 2019 -- contradicting conspiracy theories long embraced or spread by allies of President Trump and others.

The memo is also likely to generate outrage among those who have claimed Epstein's known high-profile associates could be implicated in his crimes." (our emphasis)

The delusional MAGA cult obviously thought that high profile Dems would be on a list of "clients," not that their cult's Glorious Leader President P*ssygrabber would.  Now that Bondi's Department has dismissed the existence of a "client list," the speculation raised by Musk about the MF will only deepen, especially because Bondi's story has shifted 180 degrees in a few months:

Pam Bondi in February: The Epstein client list is sitting on my desk right now to review. Pam Bondi today: There is no Epstein client list and no "further disclosure" of Epstein-related material "would be appropriate or warranted."

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— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) July 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM

Musk has already noted on his far-right social media platform this morning that no "pedophile arrests" have been made by the MF in connection with Epstein, so we predict the South Afrikaner won't be letting go of this story any time soon.

(photos: NBC News screen grabs)