A Simple Explanation: Trump Is A Criminal

 

Al Franken (with an assist by Jordan Klepper) covers the Malignant Loser's crimes and some of his meatheaded, deranged MAGA supporters.

Minnesota Supreme Court: Certify Franken!

The Minnesota Supreme Court has issued its ruling: Franken won. While not "ordering" Gov. Tim "Bridge Collapse" Pawlenty to issue the certificate of election, its 5-0 ruling states that Franken is "entitled" to the certification and that it should occur forthwith. What's not known: will "Bridge Collapse" go through with his pledge to be guided by the Supreme Court decision and sign an election certificate, and will Norm "Sore Loser" Coleman decide to appeal in Federal court and thereby continue to defer his inevitable loss and the seating of Minnesota's second senator?

UPDATE: Late this afternoon, Norm "Sore Loser" Coleman CONCEDED (after 7 months!), no doubt to the consternation of Bill O'Liely and Sen. John "All Hat, No Cattle" Cornyn.

Minnesota Supreme Court To Gopher It?

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune (via Booman Tribune is reporting that the long-awaited decision by the Minnesota Supreme Court is due... any day now. (How many times have we heard that?!) Also quoted is Gov. Tim "Bridge Collapse" Pawlenty saying he would follow the court's direction and, if so ordered, sign the certificate naming Al Franken the winner over Norm "Sore Loser" Coleman. Someone needs to slip some Metamucil in the judges' afternoon tea and get them the hell off the pot so Minnesota has its full complement of Senators during the health care reform voting and beyond. [Bad pun alert!] Gopher it, gentlemen!

(Photo: the very lovely Norman - on the pot?)

Franken Declared Winner

Al Franken, former Saturday Night Live regular and host of a radio show on Air America, has been declared the winner of the recount in the Minnesota Senate election by a margin of 225 votes over Norm "Sore Loser" Coleman, who is contesting the certification. Sore Loser will drag this out until as long as he can, before he slips into oblivion.

A bonus outcome of Franken's victory will be wingnut heads exploding.