Quote of the Day

". . .when you're from Texas --and love Texas -- this is where you come home. It'll be the house where I live in for the rest of my life." -- Preznit Rockinghorse in 2001, referring to his "ranch" in Crawford, TX, built in 2000. Well, he's not "from Texas" and he will be relocating to a large home in Dallas. The Crawford "ranch" is expected to be sold in 2010. Phony jackass.

All Hat, No Cattle

The White House confirmed that Preznit Dumbya will be moving into a new house in an exclusive suburb of Dallas after leaving the White House. You'll recall that Dumbya built the "ranch" at Crawford, TX while running for President in 2000. The Connecticut-born, Yale educated (?) Dumbya could then run around in his cowboy hat and pickup truck pretending to be a real "Texan." The place was used as a prop during his presidency to establish his country image, but some of the Crawford locals weren't fooled, including Leon Smith, editor of Crawford's Lone Star Iconoclast newspaper:

"For most of his term, Bush ignored the citizens of Crawford anyway. . .now, for many, he's perceived as a big negative, so his departure would hardly be noticed. . .he's kind of like a tiny drop in the bucket."