Showing posts with label Donald Trump's Cabinet and advisors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Donald Trump's Cabinet and advisors. Show all posts

Monday, June 12, 2017

BREAKING: Toads Infest White House Cabinet Room


This has to be seen to be believed.  Giant Among Men Donald "Rump" Trump's first Cabinet meeting (!) seems to be (surprise!) completely overrun by toads!



This effectively puts invocation of section 4 of the 25th Amendment out of play, wouldn't you say? Remember every one of these toadies; history certainly will.

Now, for some expert trolling (h/t Charles Pierce):

BONUS:  Already picked up on the West Coast --


(Jack Ohman, Sacramento Bee)

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Tweets Of The Day: The Russo-Republican Epic Corruption Administration Forms




And just a small representative sampling for today, two days before the inauguration:




See also DeVos, Betsy. And Puzder, Andrew. And Tillerson, Rex. Ad nauseam.

Today's Other Video - The Uneducated Betsy DeVos


This is the unqualified billionaire nitwit that unqualified "billionaire" nitwit Donald "Rump" Trump has nominated for Secretary of Education. As you watch this video, let that sink in (after the ad; may autoplay at the end).

She's had two months to prepare for these hearings.  Let that sink in, too.

BONUS:  Read Charles Pierce's take on this sham of a nominee. A taste:
Simply put, Betsy DeVos has been nominated to be Secretary of Education because she married into the Amway money and spread it around to enough Republican politicians to get them elected so that they would carry out DeVos family enterprise of turning public education over to private profiteers and turning the political commons into a theocratic yard sale open to the highest bidder. She and her family contributed substantial sums to 10 of the 12 Republicans who were sitting on the committee that was vetting her Tuesday night. 
It was low, insulting burlesque and a revolting dumbshow of the arrogance of monied ignorance. I think we're all going to have to get used to that kind of thing.
Indeed we are.

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Today's Cartoon - Hazardous Airbags


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(Tom Toles, once great Washington Post Bezos Bugle)

First up today:  Racist gnome Sen. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III of Alabammy, for Attorney General;  then Gen. John Kelly (USMC - Ret.) for Homeland Security Secretary.

BONUS:  Michael Tomasky takes a deeper dive on why the rush.

Monday, January 9, 2017

Tweet Of The Day - Schumer Trolls McConnell


Senate Democratic Leader Charles Schumer expertly trolls Senate Republican Leader and man with no discernible ethics Mitch "Missy" McConnell's efforts to bum-rush bums through Senate confirmation by throwing Missy's 2009 request to thoroughly vet nominees before confirmation right back at him (click on image to enlarge):


Friday, January 6, 2017

Republicans To Bum-Rush Bums Through Confirmation Hearings


This should surprise no one with a pulse:
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s conference has scheduled six Cabinet-level confirmations hearings for next Wednesday, Jan. 11, the same day the chamber will likely slog through an all-night vote-a-rama on a budget and the president-elect will give his first press conference in six months. 
It’s a disastrous schedule for Senate Democrats. 
Republicans insist their intention is not to obscure the confirmation hearings for cabinet nominees amid a flurry of political activity. But the net result will likely be too many events for comprehensive news coverage — and it may tank Senate Democrats’ long-planned strategy to systematically attack Trump’s cabinet and wound the Republican Party. 
“There is a whole lot of: ‘Don’t watch what we’re doing here,” said Sen. Patty Murray of Washington, the No. 3 Democratic senator. 
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) has personally urged Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) not to schedule simultaneous hearings on Trump’s selections, warning that such a move would test the new relationship between the two leaders. But the GOP ignored the entreaty by scheduling the attorney general, secretary of state, CIA director, education secretary, homeland security chief and transportation secretary all for the same day.  (our emphasis)
There's also a whole lot of F.U. here, Sen. Murray.

But it's simply a continuation of the tactics used over the past 8 years -- although instead of blocking President Obama at every turn, now they're blocking Democrats who want to shed light on the swamp creatures neo- fascist Putin poodle Donald "Rump" Trump is putting into power.  If this type of behavior doesn't convince Democrats there's no compromising with these cynical rats, we don't know what will.

By the way, watch the media portray this as "hardball," not the attack on transparency and accountability that it is.

Friday, December 23, 2016

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Putin Picks Rex Tillerson To Be Secretary Of State




It's official. ExxonMobil CEO and Vladimir "Vlad the Invader" Putin pal Rex "T Rex" Tillerson will be nominated as neo- fascist useful idiot Donald "Rump" Trump's Secretary of State.  Coming on the heels of the intelligence community's assessment that Rump's presidential campaign was actively assisted by Russian intelligence, this nomination is much more than a red flag -- its the clearest indication to date that Rump intends the foreign (and domestic) policy of the United States to be in line with the business and geopolitical interests of Putin's Russian kleptocracy.  Needless to say, the Russians are thrilled. (That must be some sword they've got over Rump's empty head.)

As an amoral multi- national corporate head, Tillerson has no culture of patriotism or loyalty to the United States, only to his corporation's bottom line and shareholders.  It's just another (though rather more dangerous) plutocrat to add to Rump's collection of fighters for The Forgotten Man.

Here's just one indication of why we think T Rex will happily put Exxon's profits before country, should he be confirmed:
Exxon would likely stand to gain if sanctions are lifted on Russia by the new administration. 
"We are very anxious to get back to work there," Tillerson told industry analysts in March when asked if Exxon would be interested in restarting its venture with Rosneft in Russia. 
Tillerson noted that it would take time to resume operations, especially in the Arctic, because "we had to dismantle all of the capability and the infrastructure" due to sanctions. 
Tillerson said he's "thankful" the Russians haven't done anything to "make the situation worse." To the contrary, Tillerson said Russia has "done things to help us hang on to the rights we have" in the wake of the sanctions.
Good to know T Rex is grateful Russia's looking out for the "rights" of ExxonMobil. Those of the people being reduced to ashes by Putin's bombers in Aleppo? Not so much.

BONUS:  Here's The Guardian's take on why T Rex confirms Putin's election win.

(Photo:  The happy couple; Getty)

(h/t Wonkette for the heading idea.)

Forgetful Rick Perry To Be Named Secretary Of... Oops (UPDATED)


Former Texas Republican Gov. Rick "Oops" Perry is slated to be neo- fascist useful idiot Donald "Rump" Trump's pick for Energy Secretary (you know, the Department he wanted to eliminate but whose name he couldn't remember).  The guy former Reagan administration official Bruce Bartlett called "an idiot."

In fact, Rump apparently shares Bartlett's low opinion of Oops' IQ:
Trump, for example, said of Perry in July 2015, "He should be forced to take an IQ test before being allowed to enter the GOP debate." A week later, Trump added, "He put on glasses so people think he's smart. People can see through the glasses."  (our emphasis)
Oops is simply (and we do mean simply) the latest in a procession of "establishment" Republicans making their way to Trump Tower to kiss the shitgibbon's ring ass in a "come- to- Cheeto- Jesus" abasement moment.  It's helpful to remember that this is what he had to say about Rump last year:
“My fellow Republicans, beware of false prophets,” Perry said at the time. “Do not let itching ears be tickled by messengers who appeal to anger, division and resentment. I will not go quiet when this cancer on conservatism threatens to metastasize into a movement of mean-spirited politics that will send the Republican Party to the same place it sent the Whig Party in 1854: the graveyard.”  
Perry went on to characterize Trump as “a barking carnival act” who offers a “toxic mix of demagoguery, mean-spiritedness and nonsense that will lead the Republican Party to perdition if pursued.”  (our emphasis)
Oops made his deal with the devil when he endorsed Rump (in the hopes of being on Rump's ticket), his memory issues likely to blame for forgetting his earlier assessment of the shitgibbon. If confirmed, he'll be in charge of a Department that's deeply involved in, for example, clean energy technology initiatives, energy efficiency, renewable energy technology, maintaining the nuclear weapons stockpile and technologies to prevent nuclear proliferation. Having an "idiot" whose only task will be undercutting and ideally eliminating this thorn in the fossil fuel industry's side fits within the profile of Rump's cabinet picks so far:  plutocrats, despoilers, nihilists, authoritarians and incompetents, all in the service of weakening government as a counterweight to unbridled big business rapacity.

Elections have consequences.

UPDATE:  The Department of Energy has rejected the Rump transition garbage scow's request for the names of scientists and employees engaged in climate science research. Staffers called the request "unsettling." Resist.

UPDATE II:  Daily Kos reminds us of another of Oops' proud achievements.

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Today's Cartoon - Trump World


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(Jim Morin, Miami Herald)

See also here, here, here, here, here, here, and, hell, just about everywhere.

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Today's Cartoon Threefer - Hostile Environment


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(Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press)


(Nick Anderson, Houston Chronicle)


(David Horsey, Los Angeles Times)

The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!




No surprise here:
“It is the assessment of the intelligence community that Russia’s goal here was to favor one candidate over the other, to help Trump get elected,” said a senior U.S. official briefed on an intelligence presentation made to U.S. senators. “That’s the consensus view.” [snip]
The CIA shared its latest assessment with key senators in a closed-door briefing on Capitol Hill last week, in which agency officials cited a growing body of intelligence from multiple sources. Agency briefers told the senators it was now “quite clear” that electing Trump was Russia’s goal, according to the officials, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss intelligence matters.  
The CIA presentation to senators about Russia’s intentions fell short of a formal U.S. assessment produced by all 17 intelligence agencies. A senior U.S. official said there were minor disagreements among intelligence officials [=cough= FBI? =cough=] about the agency’s assessment, in part because some questions remain unanswered.  (our emphasis)
Why, why would the Russians want to elect useful idiot Donald "Rump" Trump???  These are mysteries...

In related news:

-- on Friday, the President ordered a full review of hacking by Russia during the campaign, with reports to Congress and other stakeholders; and

-- Exxon Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson has emerged as neo- fascist oligarch Rump's favored choice for Secretary of State.  Tillerson has been an opponent of sanctions on Russia (his company can't collect revenues with sanctions in place) and has had a bromance with Russian autocrat Vladimir "Vlad the Invader" Putin since the 1990's.  Company before country!

Are there any more dots that need connecting?

Here's the happy couple:

(Rex Tillerson and Vlad the Invader/ Getty)

(Top image:  It's a plot, alright, but we won't die laughing.)

Friday, December 9, 2016

Trump And Labor: Punching Down


Nothing better reveals the sociopathy of neo- fascist champion of  The Forgotten Man Donald "Rump" Trump than his recent thin- skinned tirade against union official Chuck Jones and his nominee for Labor Secretary.  

Chuck Jones is the head of United Steelworkers local 1999 at the Carrier Corp. plant in Indiana where Rump, after extorting parent company United Technologies, made a big show of "saving" jobs that were being off- shored to Mexico.  Mr. Jones incurred the shitgibbon's wrath by simply pointing out what Rump does so casually -- lies:
At the Dec. 1 meeting, where Trump was supposed to lay out the details, Jones hoped he would explain himself. 
“But he got up there,” Jones said Tuesday, “and, for whatever reason, lied his a-- off.” 
In front of a crowd of about 150 supervisors, production workers and reporters, Trump praised Carrier. “Now they’re keeping — actually the number’s over 1,100 people,” he said, “which is so great.”  (our emphasis)
As has been pointed out by others (including Carrier), the actual number of jobs "saved" for now (730) is much less than those Carrier still intends to send to Mexico (1,253).

But Rump, the little guy's champion (who has eschewed intelligence briefings and continues to promote his various business enterprises worldwide), still had time for a little punching down, via his small, delicate fingers:


Lectured Rump, whose line of over- priced clothes are made in China, Bangladesh, Vietnam and Honduras, among his other off- shore ventures.  What a cocksplat.

Once Rump's Stormtrumpers got the green light from the shitgibbon, Jones started receiving calls threatening himself and his family. Clearly, thanks to Rump and his knuckle- dragging legions, Jones won't be a Forgotten Man.

On a broader front, Rump continues to populate his Cabinet with people openly hostile to their departments' missions.  The most recent is Labor Secretary designate Andrew "The Putz" Puzder, CEO of fast food chains Hardee's and Carl's Jr., who makes an estimated $4 million a year.  What are the hallmarks of Puzder's labor philosophy (our emphasis throughout)?
On policy questions, he has argued that the Obama administration’s recent rule expanding eligibility for overtime pay diminishes opportunities for workers, and that significant minimum wage increases would hurt small businesses and lead to job losses. 
He has criticized paid sick leave policies of the sort recently enacted for federal contractors and strongly supports repealing the Affordable Care Act, which he says has created a “government-mandated restaurant recession” because rising premiums have left people with less money to spend dining out. 
Speaking to Business Insider this year, Mr. Puzder said that increased automation could be a welcome development because machines were “always polite, they always upsell, they never take a vacation, they never show up late, there’s never a slip-and-fall or an age, sex or race discrimination case.” 
And on the political incorrectness front, Mr. Puzder’s company, CKE Restaurants, runs advertisements that frequently feature women wearing next to nothing while gesturing suggestively. “I like our ads,” he told the publication Entrepreneur. “I like beautiful women eating burgers in bikinis. I think it’s very American.” [snip]
Though he did not explain what a “rational” increase would entail, he opposed the Obama administration’s efforts to raise the federal minimum wage to $10.10 from $7.25, where it has stood since 2009. That is far below the $15 per hour that many advocates have called for and that a variety of cities and states have enacted in recent years, albeit on a gradual timetable.  
Now there's a real champion of The Forgotten Man! Does he also favor repealing child labor laws?

And what of Puzder's character?
Andrew Puzder, the St. Louis attorney who rose to become CEO of Carl's Jr. and now stands as Donald Trump's pick to be Secretary of Labor, was accused of abuse by his first wife in the 1980s — with police twice summoned to the couple's home. (Ed.: the ex- wife has since walked back claims of abuse)
And what was he up to at the time all this marital bliss was happening?
... The Wash U law graduate was best-known as an anti-abortion crusader who'd authored the Missouri law imposing serious restrictions on using any state funds or facilities for abortion or related services. The U.S. Supreme Court upheld the law in a landmark case, Webster vs. Reproductive Health Services, not long before the RFT aired Henning's explosive claims. 
Puzder was also serving as the chair of then-Governor John Ashcroft's Task Force for Mothers and Unborn Children. He offered to resign the post in light of the RFT story, according to a July 29, 1989 front page story in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. "I wouldn't want this to hurt the pro-life movement," he told the daily. "I wouldn't want this to hurt the task force, and, particularly, I don't want it to hurt my family." 
An ardent defender of women's rights, obviously, who'll be in charge of the Women's Bureau at Labor.

Those in the white working class who voted Republican will soon unfortunately be tested by H.L. Mencken's dictum that, "Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."  Unfortunate, too, that others who had the sense not to vote for the oppressors will suffer as well.

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Today's Cartoon (And Cartoonish Nominee)


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(Matt Davies, Newsday)

The latest inmate to join in running neo- fascist climate change denier Donald "Rump" Trump's administration asylum: Oklahoma Attorney General Scott Pruitt to be Environmental Protection Agency Administrator:
Pruitt, who has described the science on climate change as “unsettled” (it’s not), has sued the EPA challenging its authority to regulate under the Clean Water Act, and over President Obama’s Clean Power Plan to reduce emissions from coal-fired power plants, among other issues. He argued before Congress earlier this year that states should have the primary responsibility for environmental regulation, reserving federal action only for water and air pollution issues that cross state lines. 
“Air and water quality issues can cross state lines, and can sometimes require federal intervention,” Pruitt said. “At the same time, the EPA was never intended to be our nation’s frontline environmental regulator. The states were to have regulatory primacy." [snip] 
Pruitt has made no secret of his close relationship with the oil-and-gas industry, a major player in Oklahoma, so it’s hard not to see his appointment as putting the fox in charge of the hen house. The New York Times reported two years ago that Pruitt was among several state attorneys general who were working with oil and gas industry figures to challenge federal laws and jurisdiction over regulations — including submitting letters on his attorney general stationery to the EPA that were written by energy lobbyists.
So, to repeat, there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between Clinton and Trump, there wasn't a dime's worth of diff...

Saturday, December 3, 2016

Today's Cartoon Threefer - The Swamp (Cont.)


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(David Horsey, Los Angeles Times)


(Gary Markstein, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)


(Jim Morin, Miami Herald)

All in service to The Forgotten Man, no doubt.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Today's Cartoon - The Cabinet Of The Forgotten Plutocrat, Er, Man


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(Matt Davies, Newsday)

See below.

Trump's Cabinet Of The Forgotten Man (UPDATED)



Just for fun, let's rundown the net worth of neo- fascist plutocrat Donald "Rump" Trump's future Cabinet of the Forgotten Man *:

-- Education Sec. Betsy DeVos: $5.1 billion;

-- Commerce Sec. Wilbur Ross: $2.9 billion;

-- Treasury Sec. Steve "27 Cents" Mnuchin: $40 million;

-- Energy Sec. (rumored) Harold Hamm: $15 billion;

-- OMB Dir. (rumored) Gary Cohn: $175 million;

-- Transportation Sec. Elaine "Wife of Mitch McConnell" Chao: $22 million;

-- HHS Sec. Tom Price: $14 million;

-- Labor Sec. (rumored) Andrew Puzder: $4 million (annual salary);

-- Commerce Dep. Sec. Todd Ricketts: $1 billion

That's some hardscrabble folks you got there, you betcha.  And we don't even list potential Secretary of State candidates Willard "Mittens" Romney ($250 million) or Rudy "Noun, Verb, 9/11" Giuliani ($45 million).

* The Forgotten Man of FDR's formulation having given way to Rump's vow on election night that “the forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.”  Obviously he meant the forgotten plutocrats of America.

UPDATE:  Let's hear it from one of Rump's well- heeled supporters --
Hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson was feeling happy Wednesday morning. 
After Donald Trump ridiculed Wall Street on the campaign trail, the President-elect tapped former Goldman Sachs Group Inc. executive Steven Mnuchin to be his Treasury secretary and billionaire investor Wilbur Ross to lead the Commerce Department. Trump even met with Goldman Sachs President Gary Cohn inside Trump Tower. 
It would suit Tilson just fine if voters who backed Trump because he promised to rein in Wall Street are furious now that he’s surrounding himself with bankers and billionaires. 
“I can take glee in that -- I think Donald Trump conned them,” said Tilson, who runs Kase Capital Management. “I worried that he was going to do crazy things that would blow the system up. So the fact that he’s appointing people from within the system is a good thing.” (our emphasis)
The grift worked!  Suckers!

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Rump Set To Screw Labor With DOL Pick


For the millions of blue collar "economic anxiety" voters for neo-fascist demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump, their purported main issue was the economy, a canard promoted by the Rethugs and repeated by our broken Beltway media and discredited. Perhaps some of the more delusional among them thought that some of Rump's scamming money making success would magically transfer to them if he were President.

Those Rump voters who were banking on a bright (white) new day might want to look at the views of his likely Labor Secretary, a plutocratic Social Darwinist named Andy "Putz" Puzder, the CEO of the parent company of the Hardee's and Carl's Jr. burger chains. Putz is an anti-union,  trickle-down true believer who is adamantly opposed to any minimum wage hike or expanded access to overtime pay. If selected, he'd oversee the dismantling of thousands of regulations covering everything from collective bargaining to occupational safety and health, and he'd go after the task with a vengeance. Of course, Putz's main "qualification" is that he was a Rump fundraiser. He's been a key voice for supply-side economic quackery, arguing that paying higher wages destroys jobs (a lie disproven in cities like Seattle that have a $15 minimum wage in effect). This economic predator makes more in one day than a full-time minimum wage worker of his makes in a year, but he clearly believes that's not enough of a gap.

Sadly for them, Rump's anti-worker policies as implemented by Putz will come down hardest on the same hourly wage workers who have scapegoated immigrants and minorities for their lack of progress, with Rump leading the bigot parade. Welcome to Trumpland, suckers.

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Sunday Quotes And Reading


Here's Mark Sumner on the collection of plutocrats gathering in neo- fascist faux "populist" Donald "Rump" Trump's cabinet:
So we’ll get public schools shaped by people who’ve never attended one, law and order from people who’ve lived their lives behind security gates, health care from people who have personal physicians, and transportation policy from people who have their own jets. We’ll also get a lot of extra drug testing, reduced wages, and cuts to unemployment—because these billionaires know it’s you working people who are taking more than you’re worth.
Sumner refers indirectly to an article in Politico naming the various rich older white people either named or rumored to be in line for cabinet positions ("Trump's Team of Gazillionaires").  That article's also worth a look, to see who Rump will have in place to protect the interests of the White Working Class (spoiler alert: =snicker=).

While others at the New York Effing Times were busy affixing their lips to Rump's rump =cough= Maggie Haberman =cough= , Charles Blow wasn't going to go along to get along:
You are an aberration and abomination who is willing to do and say anything — no matter whom it aligns you with and whom it hurts — to satisfy your ambitions. 
I don’t believe you care much at all about this country or your party or the American people. I believe that the only thing you care about is self-aggrandizement and self-enrichment. Your strongest allegiance is to your own cupidity. 
I also believe that much of your campaign was an act of psychological projection, as we are now learning that many of the things you slammed Clinton for are things of which you may actually be guilty. [snip] 
You are a fraud and a charlatan. Yes, you will be president, but you will not get any breaks just because one branch of your forked tongue is silver.
Blow's op/ ed is worth saving and referring back to whenever the sight of the corporate media kowtowing to the non- popularly- elected shitgibbon becomes too much to bear.  It burns with the righteous intensity missing in most of the post- election chatter.

Joy-Ann Reid warns of the corporate media's dressing Rump in the "Emperor's new clothes," a process already well underway:
You may be asked, over the next four years, to accept things you never dreamed would be acceptable, and to turn a blind eye to vulgarity and hypocrisy and failure. You’ll be sold the pageantry of presidential succession, along with lighthearted stories about Melania’s New York shopping sprees or Ivanka’s parenting tips. Long forgotten will be questions about the former’s immigration lies or the fact that potentially any world leader has seen photographs of the first lady naked; or about the many times the latter has been the object of prurient commentary by her father. Religious leaders will grin and embrace the Trump presidency as if it was blessed by God almighty, even as they hover over bill signings designed to consign women and gays back to second class status and ignore the Biblical admonition  to see to the poor, the widow and the orphan.
While her message is addressed to fellow journalists as well as the public, the understanding is that the corporate media may already be too compromised to serve as a moral truth- teller in the face of Trumpism:
... [T]raditional media are bending under the weight of fake news and meme culture. And the tug of normalization is powerful; even pleasing, when reality is unthinkable. The urge to look away, to pretend to see fine threads when the king comes strolling by, with his bare belly jutting out, can be irresistible.
 For the good of the country, here’s hoping enough people resist.
Amen to that.

Finally, please go over and check out the great, eclectic links provided by Infidel 753.  It's a better digest than you'll get in the New York Effing Times Sunday edition.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Trump's Cabinet Nightmares: Assputin And Scarecrows


Forget the normalizing, sanitizing and bar- Lauering.  Here's Samantha Bee giving us the lowdown (and we do mean low) on neo- fascist dimbulb Donald "Rump" Trump's prospective Cabinet choices (via Crooks & Liars).



"... the new Tsar found his Assputin..."  That's true on so many levels.