Quotes of the Day

"I congratulate President Obama on receiving this prestigious award. I join my fellow Americans in expressing pride in our president on this occasion." -- Sen. John "Walnuts" McCain (R-AZ), offering the classy Republican alternative to the general frothings of Obama Derangement Syndrome sufferers over President Obama receiving the Nobel Peace Prize.

"Stick it up your ass!" -- Rep. Ike Skelton (D-MO) addressing Rethug homophobe Rep. Todd "Head" Akin (Rethug-MO) on the House floor, purportedly over opposition from Head Akin and other Rethugs to the inclusion of a provision, in a defense policy bill, to extend federal hate crimes law to include violence based on sexual orientation. With all the closeted gays in the Rethug caucus, they should have a pretty good idea what the "it" is that goes up the ass.

Why Does Limpballs Side With the Taliban?

It's because of President Obama, of course. Hate radio talk host Pills Limpballs on the President's selection to receive the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize:

"Something has happened here that we all agree with the Taliban and Iran about and that is he doesn't deserve the award."

Country First! (Except when a black man is elected President).

Boo Yah!

(photo: Limpballs won the John Wayne Gacy look alike contest a few years ago)

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

After less than 9 months in office, President Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Committee honored the President for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples." The Committee indicated that the decision was unanimous.

Congratulations to the President; just another stark contrast with the past eight years to have the current leader of the free world recognized by this prestigious award. Wingnut heads should begin exploding in three, two, one. . .

UPDATE: The Democratic National Committee hits back at the churlish Rethuglican reaction of party above country.