Tweet Of The Day -- Dam Dumb

The once- future- hope of the Republican Party is a moron.  This Marco Rubio tweet (now deleted, of course) blamed the recent power outages in Venezuela on "the German Dam":



The "Dam" responds:

Senator @marcorubio, an important transformer exploded in Bolívar and that, in part, again collapsed the Venezuelan Electric System; however it was not in a dam, much less german.
My name is Germán Dam, I am one of the journalists who published the information.
😎🤘😊 https://t.co/DicWDJzlfQ

— Germán Dam (@GEDV86) March 9, 2019

It's early morning here, but you won't top this one all day.

Twit Tweet, Thwap -- Li'l Marco Election Fraud Conspiracy Edition

Twit tweet:

What is crooked cannot be made straight,and you cannot count what is not there. Ecclesiastes 1:15

— Marco Rubio (@marcorubio) November 14, 2018

Thwaps:

You shall not spread a false report. You shall not join hands with a wicked man to be a malicious witness. Exodus 23:1 https://t.co/CQGLPOyO7S

— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) November 14, 2018

And the Lord spaketh unto Little Marco and bade him to rise and walketh upright, though he had no spine! And low! Little Marco rose and walked though he had no spine!

— Magnificent Bitch ™ (@MagsBitchs) November 14, 2018

Quote scripture less and be a decent human being more.

— Taxi Dancer (@taxidancer1979) November 14, 2018

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— Peggy (@mom4boca) November 14, 2018

Today's Empty Cartoon

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(Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

(h/t for the high heels on Rubio!)