By now, you've heard of this story in Mother Jones concerning porn star Stormy Daniels' claim that she once spanked narcissistic adulterer Donald "Rump" Trump's ...er...rump with a Forbes magazine with his picture on the cover during their affair in 2006. Even more creepy: the only Forbes magazine that year with Rump's picture also pictured greasy son Donald Jr. and lusted-after daughter Ivanka. Republican political consultant Rick Wilson had some fun with it:
Verily, he did RAISE his REAR unto the firmament of heaven and declare in a voice of THUNDER, "Spank me, Mistress Stormy. Spank my naughty backside." And LO, she spanked him thrice until he cried out, "HALT, harlot! Shark Week is on."— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) January 19, 2018
Spank you very much for that, Rick.
BONUS: Here's the suggested musical accompaniment to our continuing "Stormy Stories".
