Dumbya Wins!*

A poll of 238 Presidential historians ranks the Presidents from first (Franklin Delano Roosevelt) to superlatively dead last*: who else but George "Dumbya" Bush. Others:

2. Teddy Roosevelt
3. Abraham Lincoln
4. George Washington
5. Thomas Jefferson
13. Bill Clinton
15. Barack Obama (preliminary of course)
18. Saint Ronald Reagan

*CORRECTION: Oops! Thanks to literate reader P.E.C., it has been brought to our attention that Dumbya finished 39th out of 43 in the poll. So, by staying out of last for now, he's still a winner!

(Photo: Bush: "I won something?!?)

A Penny For Their Thoughts

While we're on the subject of rear ends, yesterday's lunch hosted by Preznit Dumbya resulted in a picture of the past, current, and future presidents. Through the miracle of science, we were able to read their thoughts as this picture was being taken:

(left to right)
"Poppy" Bush: (Who are these guys and what are they doing in my office?)

Obama: (Keep smiling, this will be over soon)

Dumbya: (Ah don't wanna git too close to Clinton; he might have some of them bodily fluids on him)

Clinton: (To think, 13 years ago, behind that door over there. . .)

Carter: (What's with these guys, I bathed last week)