Today in Crackpot Celebrities

Move over Ted "Crap Pants Fever" Nugent!  You have company:

-- Former football player and coach Mike Ditka, woulda, coulda, shoulda run against that Kenyan!  Too many hits to the head, we suspect.

-- James Woods's been on a steady diet of Fox "News" and Oxycontin Rush Limbaugh memes, apparently.  As a political handicapper, Woods history includes supporting Dumbya and Rudy "Noun, Verb, 9-11" Giuliani, so his Twitter "insights" are worth approximately doo-dah.