Today marks the start of the annual Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, DC. Notable guests began to arrive yesterday (photo) with the prospect of hearing conservative intellectuals such as Joe (not his real name) the (not really a) Plumber give his thoughts on the economic recession and "socialism." That should be a hoot.
Certainly, many wingnuts will be crying in their milkshakes over the disastrous performance Tuesday night of their one-time hero, Gov. Bobby "Bo Jingles" Jindal. Bo Jingles is reportedly vacationing in Disney World and will be lucky if Mickey Mouse wants to be photographed with him. On a brighter note, the wingnuts are looking forward to their leader, Rush "Pills" Limpballs, to share his wisdom during the conference. Limpballs is planning his own conference to explore why only 37 percent of women view him favorably, far less than men (suggestion: Limpballs should have asked his 3 former wives first).
These aren't happy times for these earnest wingnuts. Their one-time leaders are either disgraced, defeated, or forced to make a living on the small town lecture circuit. But for the rest of us, their difficulties provide endless amusement and gratification. Carry on, boys and girls!
