The Onion reports that 7 year-old Sasha Obama collected nearly $136 in allowance money in 2008. Yes, she's adorable, but where's the outrage? Key question from the Congressional committee, "How could you during this time of economic turmoil -- during this time of economic despair -- accept nearly 50 cents for making your bed?"
Where are the tea baggers when we need them? Tea bagging?
