Gov. Mark "No Stim" Sanford (Rethug-SC) has been missing since Thursday! Really! The increasingly bizarre story, wherein the far-right soon- to- be- former 2012 Rethug presidential hopeful has gone missin' for 4 days (not even his wife knows his whereabouts), continues to unfold. Nervous breakdown? Affair? Preparing for South Carolina's secession? Getting a refresher course at clown school?
UPDATE: There are now reports that the Gov. was hiking on the Appalachian Trail, perhaps gathering pine nuts and berries. Hopefully, he'll also have a bouquet of wildflowers for his wife, or he might find himself on a longer hike soon).
(Photo: Gov. "No Stim" incognito; well, maybe not)
